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Maths is the mind killer. No, really, it is....

I've revised tons today, and I hate it so much... And now my head hurts and I feel sick.... :o(

And I have an idea for my next Satire.... It vaguely revolves around this, the news that the Pledge of Allegiance, is actually bad... What a revelation - I thought brainwashing schoolkids into a frenzy of patriotism was a good thing......

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I've been saying the same thing as that guy for years, and no one seems to listen. They say that it's okay, because "it is a reference to any god, not the Christian God." And I'd say "bullshit." But they never listened.

someone should've realised that since atheists and agnostics don't have a god, it was a "violation of their civil rights" or something like that.

One would think you could put more faith (ironic, no?) in people to realize things like that. But nope. That's why I don't have much faith in humanity, just individuals.

yeah, but still.... it's just idiotic not to realise that. people are too stupid *sigh*

Some friends of mine were talking to some canadians. Apparently, a lot of Canada views Americans as "a bunch of stupid hicks." It's kinda sad, but for the most part, it is true. *shakes his head in disgust*

heheheh, my ex is one of those canadians and i think she summed the "general canadian view on americans" (or something to that effect) in a forwarded joke she sent me a little while ago.

*rummages through hotmail inbox in search of said joke*

the joke goes like so:
And then God created Canada ....

Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian...

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there would be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."

One of my friends sent me a joke just like that, except it was about Ohio, not Canada. *snickers* Strange.

but Ohio is _in_ the US.
or maybe i need to brush up on my geographical knowledge.
in either case, merkins are weird :P

Yeah, Ohio is in the US...If I can find it again, I'll send it to you or something. ^^

Americans aren't weird, they are stupid ignorant christians that I wish I was not associated with. ^_^


I love the US simply for entertainment purposes!

That's only cause you don't have to live here... *Glares*... I remember those pledges, I pretended to... cause it didn't make too much sense for someone that WASN'T a citizen to pledge for one thing, and well, for the second obvious thing, forcing someone to do something...

lol - sorry - and you are right!!

I actually thought I was reading your BLX...

lmao. i'd have to agree...

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