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Good morning
2012
unknownj
Off to work. If y'all want a long update, you can bite me ;o)

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How dare you enjoy my girlfriend slapping you !!

*slaps Dirk*

*sends a Sex0r-Crazed Kit after Dirk*

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It's OK for you to enjoy me slapping you - I've been doing it for years, you should be used to it.

Oh, by the way, I put the idea into Kit's head that sex is fun with fewer limbs, so this time he's coming after you with a chainsaw too. Enjoy...

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Good point. Hmm, that reminds me - I know exactly where Kit's house is.... One of these days... :o)

As for your chainsaw/sex0r session with Kit, you should videotape it and sell it over the Internet... You'll make a packet...

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Chas tells me that your dunge0n pr0n DVDs have many special features... Frankly, I'm just disgusted :oP

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No, I have, that's why....

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For the last time, Kit is not normal!

BTW, can you do me a favour? Can you write a description of what the AA actually is, and post it on your journal? Only, I feel the need to explain it to Jen, but I've written so many descriptions of the AA over the past few years that these days they all start with "This ungrateful bunch of fuckwits that destiny forces me to hang out with on Usenet..." which never puts you all across especially well ;o)

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Chas isn't normal either.

Yeah, I kinda got my Altopia account back when I gave them my new credit card details - turns out, I missed you guys too much...

only i can bite my boyfriend

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Yes, but I don't mean for them to actually do it. When I tell people to bite me, it's not meant like that. But when I ask them too, usually adding "please" to the end, then I mean it. And I only say that to Jen :oP

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Sorry, that's Jen's job...

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