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Update: I have finished all my Easter chocolate, and I'm still hungry.

See, normally I hate surveys. But this one made me laugh, so it's OK :o)

1. How tall are you?

2. Do you have a big nose?
No. Why do you ask? Do you think I have? Hmm, I'm feeling all self-conscious now...

3. Do you have a funny lookin bottom?
Yes, I expect I probably do.

4. How often do you shave?
When I can be arsed (i.e. very infrequently). Say, once a fortnight or so...

5. Do you like canned beets?
I doubt it

6. What is your mother's name?

7. What do you call your mother?

8. Do you enjoy having siblings?
That all depends. Most of the time, I guess so, yes...

9. Where would you bury a body?
In Jamie Oliver's back yard, thus framing him for the murder beautifully. Pukka.

10. If you could pick a particular person to bury, who would that be?
Ah, well normally I'd have said Jamie Oliver. But I want to see him go to prison for it. So I guess I'd have to pick the next most annoying person. I won't say her name, but it's one of my flatmates. Can you guess which?

11. What is your favorite brand of cigarettes?
I don't have one.

12. If you don't smoke, what is your favorite brand of, um, socks?
Black ones. Or navy ones. Or comedy socks like the pair I got for Christmas from Claire...

13. If you had a guinea pig, what would you name it?
Well I used to, and it was called Pinky. If I had another one, I'd call it "Fuzz-ball".

14. Can you recite any lines from the movie Ghostbusters?
Um, yes. But you don't want me to, really you don't. Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray are Gods, BTW :o)

15. What is your favourite kind of keyboard?
A music one. Specifically, my $500 Yamaha one upstairs that I never use.

16. What celebrity does your perfect mate resemble?
I dunno, I generally don't think of celebrities in the same way that I look at actual people....

17. What band are you ashamed to admit you love?
Take That. I wouldn't say I love them, but... well.... let's just not get into this.

18. what did your hair look like today when you woke up?
Same as it always does - my hair lacks the length to look any different to normal

19. Do you own any vinyl clothing?

20. Do you own any para-military gear?

21. Do you own a firearm, and if so, what kind?
I have a SCUD missile in the back yard, but if the feds ask, it's a water feature...

22. How many piercings do you have?
Tons. Oh you mean on my body? Um, none. I'm more an inflictor than a recipient...

23. How many tattoos?
None, but I do have a birthmark somewhere, but I ain't telling...

24. Are you religious?
Yup, more or less...

25. Do you belong to any Albanian organizations whatsoever?
Shit, they've found me. Cease transmis[NO CARRIER]

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The old gags are the best. And you certanly are old. :)

That makes me the best :o)

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