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Sleep With Me
Hi, I'm Jamie. You know, a lot of people think that once you achieve fame through your journal, it's really easy to get laid. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. I'm sleeping alone, except for sometimes when I'm sleeping with David. Which is why I've come up with a great new idea. It's the Sleep With Jamie Essay Contest.

Well, actually, the fat-asses in the legal department won't let me call it a contest, so I'm calling it a concept. The Sleep With Jamie Essay Concept. It's easy. You write to me, you tell me in 100 words or less why you want to sleep with me. I don't care what you look like, I don't care if you're a boy or a girl, I don't even care if you're conscious. Chances are, I won't be conscious either. The only rule is you have to be alive, and well... I might be flexible on that.

Here's a sample entry, "Dear Jamie, I want to sleep with you." Great, you win. Here's another one that's just a phone number. Terrific. Less work for me, what do you like for breakfast?

You don't have to be creative. Hey, you don't even have to write it, have your friend write it. Is your friend cute? It doesn't matter, because you're beautiful and nobody understand you the way I do. The Sleep With Jamie Essay Concept, because I'm not getting any better looking.
Poll #72226 The Sleep With Jamie Essay Concept

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Thanks for your time.

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Now is this because you are bored or because you really need a piece of ass?

Neither, it's a quote... I just found it amusing and wanted to use it somehow, so.... :o)

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