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2012
unknownj

[[ Name ]] Jamie
[[ Nicknames ]] Cock
[[ Birthday ]] 1st December 1981
[[ Age ]] Twenty
[[ Astrological sign? ]] Derry and Toms
[[ Chinese zodiac sign? ]] Moose
[[ Location ]] The eleventy-sixth circle of Hell
[[ Sexual Preference ]] The living
[[ Marital Status ]] Purple Alert

Preferences
[[ Black or White ]] Grey
[[ Red/Blue ]] Purple
[[ Dogs/Cats ]] Catdog!
[[ Roses/Daisies ]] Fuchsia
[[ Beer/Liquor ]] I like to liquor...
[[ Boxers/Briefs ]] Nudity
[[ Hair: Short/Long ]] Pubic
[[ Boots/Shoes ]] Toes!
[[ Food: Mexican/Italian ]] Beef
[[ Dark/Light ]] Use the force
[[ Day/Night ]] Seven O'Clock
[[ City/Country ]] Buildings
[[ Sheets: Solid/Animal Prints ]] Metal
[[ Sub/Dom ]] Threesome

Favourites
[[ Book ]] How To Sex Things
[[ Author ]] Me
[[ Band ]] Cliff Richard
[[ CD ]] A-Level Chemistry Revision CD
[[ Song ]] That one by the nice Frank Sinatra man
[[ Movie ]] Breakfast at Tiffany's
[[ Director ]] Left
[[ Country ]] That one where they speak Esperanto
[[ State ]] Liquid
[[ City ]] Emerald
[[ Movie genre ]] Disney
[[ Extracurricular Activity ]] Maths club

Do you...
[[ Color your hair? ]] With powder paints
[[ Have tattoos? ]] Yes, but not on my body
[[ Piercings? ]] I administer them
[[ Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? ]] No, but I fuck
[[ Floss daily? ]] I never stop
[[ Own a webcam? ]] Yes
[[ Floss on the webcam naked? ]] Often
[[ Ever get off the damn computer? ]] Yes, I often bring it to orgasm
[[ Sprechen Sie Deutsch? ]] Was ist das auf English bitte?
[[ Hablar Espanol? ]] I thought I'd filled out this whole quiz in Spanish - have I not?
[[ Quack? Quack quack? ]] Yes
[[ Moooooooooooooooooo ]] No

Have you...
[[ Gotten a speeding ticket? ]] Yes, but I sold it to a scalper
[[ DUI? ]] No, I only drive on crack
[[ Been in a wreck? ]] On one of my many oceanic adventures
[[ Been arrested? ]] They executed me in Texas
[[ Stolen a car? ]] No, but I stole a driver once
[[ Stolen anything? ]] Seven chickens
[[ Smoke? ]] Only when ignited
[[ Pot? ]] Bowl
[[ Crack? ]] I have a crack, wanna see?
[[ Drink? ]] No, my body functions without fluid
[[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ]] I've been so drunk I didn't even know that it was my dick I was doing that with
[[ Been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name? ]] I don't care
[[ Posed for nude pics? ]] No, I am morally opposed to the notion of distributing my own nudity
[[ Considered a life of crime? ]] Shit, I've never even considered a life
[[ Considered being a hooker? ]] I never even considered an alternative
[[ Maybe a pimp? ]] Yes
[[ Cheated on someone? ]] No
[[ Been married? ]] Four times, killed all of them, buried them under the patio
[[ Been divorced? ]] No, just widowed repeatedly :(

Are you psycho?
[[ Split personalities? ]] Three
[[ Tourettes? ]] !!FUCK!!
[[ Schizophrenic? ]] No, but everybody else is, and they want to get me too
[[ Obsessive? ]] Yes
[[ Compulsive? ]] Yes
[[ Obsessive Compulsive? ]] Yes
[[ Panic? ]] Yes
[[ Anxiety? ]] Yes
[[ Depressed? ]] Yes
[[ Suicidal? ]] Yes
[[ Homicidal? ]] Yes
[[ Genocidal? ]] Yes
[[ Pedophile? *sick fawkr* ]] Yes
[[ Obsessed with hate? ]] Yes
[[ Mutilate animals? ]] Yes
[[ Idolize infamous criminals? ]] Yes
[[ Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? ]] Yes
[[ Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? ]] Yes

The good stuff...
[[ Had sex outdoors? ]] Yes, it was fucking excellent

Right now...
[[ What are you listening to? ]] Voices, always voices
[[ What are you watching? ]] Blood
[[ What time is it? ]] Time to die
[[ What are you wearing? ]] Same as usual - a leather thong
[[ Wanna cyber? *wink* ]] I will sex0r j00
[[ Hey baby, nice shoes... ]] Sure, let's go back to my place
[[ What're you drinking? ]] Urine
[[ Eating? ]] Pussy
[[ Got both hands on the keyboard? ]] No, got both hands on my dick
[[ You sure bout that? ]] Well, sure they're on somebody's dick...
[[ Who are you talkin to? ]] My voices
[[ What other windows do you have open? ]] Porn
[[ What's Running in your System Tray? ]] Nothing, I don't use a computer
[[ How bored are you? haha ]] Martyn was right, this quiz is shit, I'm really bored

If you could...
[[ Be anywhere, where would you be? ]] Elsewhere
[[ Who would you be with? ]] Your mum
[[ What would you be doin? ]] Spanking her

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you should think yourself lucky, it was longer before i did it!

Could you not have just reduced it to one question? :o)

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