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Reading Lists - Pleh!!
2012
unknownj
Right, so I have to think about Reading... Let's see...

  1. Pringles
  2. Salsa
  3. Nutri-Grain
  4. Vodka
  5. Chocolate Bars
  6. Polos


  1. Boxer Shorts
  2. Socks
  3. Shoes
  4. Jeans
  5. T-Shirts
  6. Sweater
  7. Sunglasses
  8. Hair Styling Products
  9. Moisturiser
  10. Toothbrush/Toothpaste


  1. Deoderant
  2. Aftershave
  3. Cleaning Stuff


  1. CDs
  2. CD Player
  3. Phone
  4. Sleeping Bag
  5. My Aura of Cool


  1. Bin Bags
  2. Plastic Bags
  3. Toilet Paper
  4. Condoms (uh, they're for Shanu, honest)
  5. (and by that I don't mean for me to use with him, you bastards :oP)
  6. Torch
  7. Water Bottle


Okay, so if anybody can think of anything else I need to take (because I can't - I've never been to owt like this before, so I don't know what I'll need), let me know ASAP :o)

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there is a guy in Oxford who advertises in lessons on how to play guitar and rock. I was thinking of phoning him and asking him how much he charges just for lessons in rock - I don't need guitar lessons! ;-)

*lol*

When last I heard, MTV had changed the requirements for Rock, so that all you need is a bad agent and a worse haircut....

lol - better start growing that mullet then.

tent
bin bags
loo roll
plasters
hat
more plastic bags to put non waterproof things in
suncream

Shanu is bringing the tent. I am bringing the fun :o)

And I have no hat... :o(

Well, I do, but it's in Brighton...

Loo Roll, Bin Bags, Plastic Bags, will add those to my list

Plasters I can live without, for I am 'ard. And it's gonna piss down the whole weekend I reckon, so no need for suncream ;o)

have a hankie hat thing then hehe

wet wipes!!!

and you need suncream
i thought it wouldn't be sunny last year
and therefore got weird v-neck shaped sunburn

weird

No no no, I need none of this... :o)

You'll see :o)

Nutrigrain bars will get the shit beaten out of them in your bag... hence im going for some other cereal bar.

- some kind of water bottle probably useful at some point.
- a torch?
- something to use as a pillow
- and as she said, wet wipes are very useful :)

*using your list to start hers*

Pillow = Clothes

And my Nutrigrain bars can have the shit beaten out of them, they'll still be okay I'm sure :o)

Hehe. Fair enough :)

Hair Styling Products

Don't bother, no-one else will actually be styling their hair

Moisturiser

*Jamie*. You vain son of a bitch. Fucking *moisturiser*? Twat. Don't bother.

Toothbrush/Toothpaste I suggest all of you share a tube of toothpaste.


Deoderant
It's spelt Deodorant but I'll forgive you

Aftershave

You don't need aftershave at a festival.

Cleaning Stuff
Take a bar of soap and a sponge. Boys can wash their hair with soap. That's a FACT!



CDs
CD Player
Phone
Sleeping Bag
My Aura of Cool


You'll have to *get* the aura of cool first, and I don't think many people would be willing to sell *you* one and taint their reputation for any amount of money

Bin Bags
Plastic Bags
Toilet Paper
Condoms (uh, they're for Shanu, honest)


taking Rachel are we? No-one wants to know if you're having sex, Jamie

(and by that I don't mean for me to use with him, you bastards :oP)
Torch
Water Bottle


you need lots of plastic bags.
*get* a sunhat.
take suncream. I don't care how easily you tan, three days in the hot sun *will* burn you. because you *will* be outside *all* day.
if you're sharing a tent with shaun, where do you expect to have sex, you dirty bastard?

umm. and loo roll. and earplugs in case they decide to camp outside mr. trance's evil den of trance (open till 5am) again.

fini.

ps you are an egotistical twat

Thank you for reminding me how glad I am that you won't be there. Enjoy sitting at home, or whatever it is you actually do :oP
>Condoms (uh, they're for Shanu, honest)

taking Rachel are we? No-one wants to know if you're having sex, Jamie
No, they're actually for Shanu, as it goes. He mentioned something about it, and I said I'd bring some for him in case he needed 'em. Stop caring about whether I have sex.

Somebody sounds bitter.....

fuck you, because i actually wanted to go, but i gave it up so i could go see a certain person who's now told me they're too busy to see me, figure that one out if you can. ::gets pissed off::

i might come just for saturday. i wanna see muse and std.

Jess, here's a hint - I wouldn't bitch at you if you'd quit bitching at me. If you can't stand the heat, then shut the fuck up :oP

actually, you started it. plus, you annoy me

I started it? I posted something and you leap in with your "you're arrogant/vain/whatever" bullshit. Grow the fuck up and take responsibility for what you do, you irritating, insecure little child

you don't upset me by calling me names, jamie. but obviously i upset you. cool! i win!

everything you post is about how great you were/are/plan to be. it sucks. get a life, and get someone who'll deflate your ego. you big over-exaggerated pompous dickweed.

I call you a child, you use what can only be described as "Jess Logic" and declare you win. Rather proving my point, aren't you?

*yawn*

Change the record Jess, you're getting tiresome... No wonder people get bored of you...

who's bored of me except you, bitch?

i'm more popular and loved than you, and you can't deal with it because something in you still wants my panties and just because you can't have them, you're acting like some kind of spoilt psycho. get a life.

*lol*

Where did all this come from? Why do you have to convince yourself that I want you - newsflash Jess, I only wanted you right up until the point where I got to know you. In light of your personality, all that evaporated. And perhaps that's why you're so bitter towards me - somebody who doesn't think the sun shines out of your arse must really piss you off, eh....

au contraire, jamie, you still want me and that's why you're going psycho at me. and i can make my points without typing *lol* so i'm not a lamer like you, am i?

i think there's only one person here who can't cope with the idea that the sun doesn't shine out of their arse, and that's you, jamie. i've always considered you to be up yourself and you're only proving that. you knew me and you wanted me, and you're being a shit because you just can't have me.

go on. admit it. calum is better than you.

I REHUSE TO REPSOND 2 TIHS BLATNAT TORLL!!!1!!!

fucking *finally*. you lame piece of shit.

i thought you were the master troll, but i have proved otherwise

PH33R M£"!1!1!!1!11

No offence sweetheart, but you're slightly unstable sometimes - it's hard to know if you're being genuine or not ;o)

It was when you suggested that Claum might be better than me that I realised you must obviously be kidding.....

he's better than you. you big fuck.

For "big" read "great". Thanks.

for 'jamie' read 'twat'. thanks.

Bless, you want to be like me :o)

PS

"you're acting like some kind of spoilt psycho"

This is quite possibly the most ironic thing you have ever said

only because it's true

Get a dictionary dear

i'm more popular and loved than you

My Dad's bigger than yours!

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