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Part Deux
2012
unknownj
Aha! He came back!
Jim - I'm off to America says:
Hallø!!
Jim - I'm off to America says:
Yøu came back!
Olly says:
how r u really
Jim - I'm off to America says:
I am fine thanks
Olly says:
if u dont tell me ill block
Jim - I'm off to America says:
I am Jim
Jim - I'm off to America says:
Dø nøt bløck me please
Olly says:
what is your full name and really
Jim - I'm off to America says:
You'd not have heard of me, even if I did give you my full name
Jim - I'm off to America says:
So I see little point in telling you
Jim - I'm off to America says:
But if you must know, it's Jim Davies
Olly says:
is your first name james
Jim - I'm off to America says:
Clearly it is
Jim - I'm off to America says:
Jim *is* short for James, moron
Olly says:
rite go fuck yourself dick face i reaslly cant be arsed talkin to a fuck homo retard like u
Jim - I'm off to America says:
*lol*
Jim - I'm off to America says:
I really don't know what to say to that
Jim - I'm off to America says:
Other than - are you free Friday night? ;-)
Olly says:
ye i hear u but fuck off
Jim - I'm off to America says:
With you?
Jim - I'm off to America says:
Any time sexy ;-)
Olly says:
rite gay boy
Jim - I'm off to America says:
What's wrong? Why don't you love me?
Jim - I'm off to America says:
Are you intimidated by the size of my penis? Is that what it is? Look, really honey, size doesn't matter...
Olly says:
ye i dont have a problem with gays but you'll find one with me i AM NOT GAY
Jim - I'm off to America says:
You could be if you just tried ;-)
Olly says:
what 2 inches
Olly says:
sorry that aint fair
Jim - I'm off to America says:
Hey, that's nothing to be ashamed of, don't worry
Olly says:
at least 1 inche
Jim - I'm off to America says:
2" is enough, you don't have to feel bad
Jim - I'm off to America says:
And they can work wonders with modern surgery, if you have the money
Olly says:
ye fuck ur self gay boy
Jim - I'm off to America says:
I do
Jim - I'm off to America says:
But I'm looking to expand....
Jim - I'm off to America says:
If you're not interested, that's fine
Jim - I'm off to America says:
I will find somebody else
Jim - I'm off to America says:
You homophobic piece of shit
Olly says:
it was real good talk to u but i really dont want 2 talk to a homo like u coz im aint interested
Jim - I'm off to America says:
That's really fine, you know... I have no need for such a dickless son of a bitch as yourself anyway - you may go back to abusing your mother now kid...
Olly says:
goodbye
By no means one of my better attempts. But amusing all the same... :o)

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ROTFLMAO

You're wrong about the two inches, but don't worry -- nobodies going to hold it against you.

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