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What David said in that phone convo...
2012
unknownj
Build a story out of the following words - I did, but it's private to David only... All quotes are actual things he said on the phone to me, in this order.

"You only get that when I come out the shower"
"Now we have red arse"
"bollocks"
"it's kinda comfy and nice and warm"
"versatile, enchanting"
"downright disgusting, perverted"
"you can use it if you need to fill some space"
"slowly".
"oh no"
"I thought someone had come ... i'm going to lift my head up and find out"
"yay yay yay"
"noone can slow you down cause you're such a machine"
"i'm not sure, I can't remember"
"i'm sure it depends on where you put it"

*sigh*

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"You only get that when I come out the shower"
I forget what this was in refrence too, prolly something to do with towels or steamed up windows or something trivial

"Now we have red arse"
"red arse lights" the term I have been known to use for the red light on the back of MS IntelliEye mice :o)

"bollocks"
could have been anything

"it's kinda comfy and nice and warm"
on my bed...

"versatile, enchanting"
probably me just overemphasising some trivial point :oP

"downright disgusting, perverted"
he said something that was downright disguesting and perverted duh :oP

"you can use it if you need to fill some space"
I have a feeling this was about filling space in journals or something, I forget, this conversation was a good long while ago :o)

"slowly".
em, yes, could be anything

"oh no"
see above

"I thought someone had come ... i'm going to lift my head up and find out"
the ... = "up the stairs", I was lying in bed face down in the pillow and thought someone had come up stairs into my room (it WAS 3am)

"yay yay yay"
anything...

"noone can slow you down cause you're such a machine"
jokey comment about James' flirtatious nature :oP

"i'm not sure, I can't remember"
likewise..

"i'm sure it depends on where you put it"
could be anything.

SO ANY OF YOU TRYING TO THINK UP SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS TO THE ABOVE GO AND SIT BACK DOWN :oP

and so you dang well should :oP

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