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Java and stuff
2012
unknownj
if(BenQuick.timeOnHands > 0)
{
BenQuick.talkCrap();
}
else
{
BenQuick.complain();
}


Just kidding mate - I'm bored, and Java is coming out of my ears right now ;o)

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while ($webley == $weird) {
&amuse_him("Ha!");
}

if ($aggta < $crap) {
&continue_posting;
}

if ($aggta > $crap) {
&die("Huh? AGGTA has never been greater than crap");
}


sub amuse_him {
open(file,"AGRA.EST") || die("Someone isn't funny");
@humour = ;
close(hum);
print @hum;
}

Idiot[] AGGTA = new Idiot()[20];
int BQIndex = 0;
God[] AdjArmy = new God()[30];

for(int i=0; i<AGGTA.length(); i++)
{
Idiot[i].slap();
if(Idiot[i].nameIs("Ben Quick")
{
BQIndex = i;
Idiot[i].vigorouslySlap();
}
}

for(int g=0; g<AdjArmy.length(); g++)
{
AdjArmy[g].amuse();
AdjArmy[g].adjectivize();
if(AdjArmy[g].adjectiveIs("Unknown")
{
AdjArmy[g].giveFemale("Jen");
}
else
{
AdjArmy[g].giveFemale();
}
}

AGGTA[BQIndex].slap();
AGGTA[BQIndex].expunge();

close();

Re: Geek Wars :o)



if ($reply_to eq "Jim Webley") {
&write_perfect_code;
}

if ($me_insulted eq "true") {
print "Bah!";
}

foreach $line_of_code (@code) {
tr =~ /Jim/\"him\"/ig;
print $line_of_code;
}

&exit("All outta ideas, right now");

sub write_perfect_code {
&die("Unable to write perfect code, ever");
}


System.exit(0);

Re: Geek Wars :o)

Damn you
;-)

Microsoft Windows 2000 [Version 5.00.2195]
(C) Copyright 1985-1999 Microsoft Corp.

C:\>_

C:\>deltree c:\folderofjavacodes

:)

printf("Oh, for fuck's sake ...");

Thank you. ;-)

James.laugh();
James.hug(Deb);

/* Aw hell. %-)

*big hug* ;-) */

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