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Fucking retarted pieces of shit
2012
unknownj
I refer to my former colleagues, and Amie in particular. She forwarded me this e-mail today.. My own notes are added for fun..

After many British cities decided not to "offend" other cultures by putting up Xmas lights. After hearing that the Birmingham council changed its opinion and let a Muslim woman have her picture on her driver's license with her face covered. Actually no, this happened in Floria, USA

This prompted this editorial written by a UK citizen. Published in a British tabloid newspaper. No it wasn't.. okay, maybe it could've been published, but I'm 99% sure it wasn't. But if it was, more fool them, for reasons that'll become pretty fucking obvious

IMMIGRANTS, NOT BRITONS, MUST ADAPT.

Take It Or Leave It I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks in London, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Brits. However, the dust from the attacks has barely settled and the "politically correct" crowd begin complaining about the possibility
that our patriotism is offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to Britain. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand.

This idea of London being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Britons, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.

We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian or any other language. Therefore, if you
wish to become part of our society, learn the language!

"In God We Trust" is our National Motto. Is it? IS IT? NO IT FUCKING ISN'T YOU RETARTED YANK-WANNABE. Ahem.. At this point, one realises that this entire 'rant' has been copied from an American piece on a similar subject. Yes, they did very well to find and replace all those references to "America" with references to "England", but one has to wonder how stupid you have to be not to even realise that there are entire paragraphs that apply to the USA. My former colleagues obviously did not realise this. It makes the rest of the paragraph mildly amusing. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, Because God is part of our culture. If ST Georges cross offends you, Oh well done, they did add a reference to the UK, but too little too late.. then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, And we really don't care how you did things where you came from.

This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, We pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and to the Monarchy for which it stands, four(ish) nations, pretty divided, yadda yadda.. No, doesn't ring any bells.. Our National Motto, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great British freedom, "THE RIGHT TO LEAVE". If you aren't happy here then go!! We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted. Pretty easy really, when you think about it.'


Actually, this is a version I took off the net, the one in my inbox also made references to the constitution and subsequent amendments, which again, don't entirely apply to the UK..

And this had been forwarded around quite a bit before I got my hands on it.. So not only are people racist idiots, but they import their nationalism from another country. Honestly, words fail me..

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We adopted this motto because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented.

Forgive my ignorance on British history, but I don't see how this statement can be at all accurate, since England wasn't exactly founded, and has been around since the 10th century (quoting CIA factbook here), where 'clear documentation' didn't really exist. :P

(Random Livejournal browser, hi...)

The article has obviously been poorly shoehorned from an xenophobic American piece to an equally xenophobic English piece (surely a true xenophobe wouldn't want to plagarise foreign writings anyway?). Unsurprisingly, both racists seem to be barely literate and poorly educated.

Even in it's original context the statement is just plain wrong. America was founded, but by Deists who believed in God while rejecting the Christian system.

America was founded by great men on greater principles, just a shame it seems to be sliding back into the dark ages (which this article serves to illustrate).

Forwarding that kind of mail within an organisation is almost certainly contrary to company policy. It could be construed as offensive to anyone who isn't English (reference to St George only - who was a well known Englishman!) and is definitely offensive to anyone who has more that half an active brain cell (so that excludes Sun readers - cheap gag but one I always find funny).

If you haven't already worked it out for yourself, the world is full of moronic fuckwits.

People who buy the Sun can read?

Of course! You can tell because their lips move as they are reading. But the words do have to be

Big
and
easy


and preferably accompanied by pictures of women's breasts

Amie is a eejit. I hope you put her in her place. The silly so-and-so.

Oh, and add me to your friends list you doofus!

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