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Chris Morris is my hero
2012
unknownj
And this, you may remember, 1994.. REM released their Monster LP, but there was more shame for them than that, as a shocked world discovered they had recorded a commercial for Japanese television which advocated hunting and eating whales.
When you are hungry
You're not hungry
You are starving

Oh body, body
Nutrient, nutrition stomach
Stomach empty
Filling

Oh hey, what's on my plate? (meat!)
No, it's not some fish
It's part of your culture to hunt it
And it's flipper-lickin' good
Yummy yum (whale!)

Eat meat whale meat when you need a treat
Shiny flappy meaty creature
Pull that baby off your teat
Fill its face with tail meat
Smiling jappy people nourish

What are whales for
If not for eating
It's good to kill 'em
They're not exactly pretty
Hate their stupid noise
And their ugly little eye
Die!

Eat meat whale meat when you need a treat
Shiny flappy meaty creature
Pull that baby off your teat
Fill its face with tail meat
Smiling jappy people nourish

Here come the whaling fleet
Meat greet eaty treat
The song that made REM's Michael Stipe shave his head in shame as they were discovered advocating the benefits of whaling...

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If I don't get it round, I've put it in the freezer

Dear Tudor

What do you expect if you send your tortoise through the post? You're gonna get it smashed and tortured by me.

Signed,
Peter Baynham

would you mind if i added you on my friends list?

But REM... *whines*

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