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And now, for something vaguely different
2012
unknownj
America...
Americaaaaa...
America! FUCK YEAH!
Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!
America! FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah!

Terrorists, your game is through
'cause now you have to answer to

America! FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
America! FUCK YEAH!
What you gonna do when we come for you now?

It’s the dream that we all share
It’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds! FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart! FUCK YEAH!
The Gap! FUCK YEAH!
Baseball! FUCK YEAH!
NFL! FUCK YEAH!
Rock and roll! FUCK YEAH!
The Internet! FUCK YEAH!
Slavery! FUCK YEAH!
Starbucks! FUCK YEAH!
Disney world! FUCK YEAH!
Porno! FUCK YEAH!
Valium! FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks! FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits! FUCK YEAH!
Sushi! FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell! FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos! FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond! fuck yeah..
Liberty! FUCK YEAH!
White Slips! FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo! FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids! FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas! FUCK YEAH!
Christmas! FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants! FUCK YEAH!
Columbine! FUCK YEAH!
Democrats! FUCK YEAH!
Republicans! fuck yeah..
Sportsmanship! ...
Books! ...

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I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that's an awful lot, girl
And now... now you've gone away
And all I'm trying to say is Pearl Harbor sucked
And I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He's way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
And that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked just a little bit more than I miss you

Yew es ay! Yew es ay! Yew es ay!

“I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.” — George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States

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