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How to vote tomorrow...
2012
unknownj
And, on the eve of the election, let's destroy any moral credibility I ever had...

!!! Vote Bin Laden !!!

On their humanitarian record..
- Bush masterminded an invasion of Iraq that killed over 10,000 innocent civilians
- Bin Laden masterminded an attack on the US that killed 3,000 innocent civilians
- John Kerry eats babies
Bin Laden wins since he has the least blood on his hands

On freedom..
- Bush wants to bring freedom to the middle east, and fights people who hate freedom
- Bin Laden wants to bring freedom to the middle east, and fights people who hate freedom
- John Kerry hates freedom, and looks a bit French
Tie

On security..
- Bush wants his army to fight the enemy on their own soil, so they do not have to fight them at home
- Bin Laden wants his army to fight the enemy on their own soil, so they do not have to fight them at home
- John Kerry is a wimp, and cannot be trusted to protect your freedom
Bin Laden wins, because he did it first

On corruption..
- Bush gives tax breaks to the people most able to give him money for doing so
- Bin Laden hates corruption, and wants to see it stamped out
- John Kerry is a tax and spend liberal, and possibly a communist
Bin Laden wins, because communism is wrong

Overall Score:
Bush: 2
Bin Laden: 10
Kerry: Evil

I rest my case

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