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2012
unknownj
Hmm, new sex laws...

"Outdoor sexual activity will not be a criminal offence, as long as it is away from unwilling witnesses."

God damnit, that would appear to legalise a few things I've done.... And where's the fun in that?

"Flashing, or indecent exposure, with intent to shock will be a new offence, carrying a maximum penalty of two years jail."

Mental note made... Damn it, I liked getting naked too...

"New offence of sexual "grooming" designed to catch adults who meet a child with the intention of committing a sex offence before any activity takes place."

Now that one I'm slightly worried about (uh, not on a personal level though, bitches)... I don't like laws which criminalise intent, because it's so tricky to prove. The terrorism laws, for example... I just hope this isn't used as some sort of weapon by anybody - after all, it's hard to disprove too, and mud like that can tend to stick...

Anyway, I watched some of the State of the Union Address last night. I wanted to twat that man sharply around the head.

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"Outdoor sexual activity will not be a criminal offence, as long as it is away from unwilling witnesses."


well, i don't think they could see us ;P

Hmm... They could almost certainly hear us though ;o)

As it should be, of course :o)

Wanna go again sometime? ;o)

well, i feel we need to expand our repertoire, as, y'know, we don't have interesting enough sex anyway... ;)

maybe we should make a list? i'll go for brighton beach. :P

I'll have no more such slander, or I'll handcuff you to my bed and get the ice cubes out again ;o)

As for the beach, it's kinda pebbly... You sure you're up to it? ;o)

consider my situation and remember the following:

3 MONTHS.

*kiss* see you in april ;)


"Flashing, or indecent exposure, with intent to shock will be a new offence, carrying a maximum penalty of two years jail."

The law is so 2 years ago. Like I do that anymore...

"Flashing, or indecent exposure, with intent to shock will be a new offence, carrying a maximum penalty of two years jail."

Oh dear - that could get me into trouble - public exposure for the purpose of shocking seems to be something I am doing far too often these days! Only last week was I told to "put it away" by bar staff in a pub in Chelmsford - for some reason i had "it" out inf full view of everyone at the bar, most embarassingly to the young lady accompanying me!

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Only if you find him first. Because if I see the guy, I'm going to hurt him.

Hmm, I wonder if saying that will get me arrested....

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No, but it will get you audited!

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